16 de febrero de 2008

The Parking Place - Seinfeld



JERRY: Where was the bathroom in this mall? There are six-hundred stores, I didn't see one bathroom. What is this, like a joke? They finished building the mall and they go, "Oh my god, we forgot the bathrooms."

MOTHER: (O.C.) Don't you dare talk to me like that! You hear me?

ELAINE: Look at that woman.


SHE'S HITTING HER BOY ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.


MOTHER: I told you! I don't care! You'll have to wait.

GEORGE: (TO WOMAN): Hey, is that necessary?

MOTHER: (TO GEORGE): Why don't you mind your own business?

GEORGE: I think hitting a defenseless child is my business.

KID (TO GEORGE): You're ugly.

GEORGE: ...What?

KID: You're ugly.

GEORGE: You are!

KID: You are!

THE KID GETS IN THE CAR. GEORGE IS STUNNED.

GEORGE: I should've hit the little son-of-a-bitch. I can't stand kids. Adults think it's so wonderful how honest kids are. I don't need that kind of honesty. I'll take a deceptive adult over an honest kid any day.

2 comentarios:

Ale (Animal) dijo...

Muy buen capítulo... en una entrevista, Seinfeld contó que el final fue improvisado porque el auto, que tenía que arrancar, no lo hizo... y Kramer salió del auto y miró para ambos lados mientras Jerry y Elaine se reían adentro del auto. Al final quedó esa toma... tengo que volver a ver esos capítulos!

Agueeee dijo...

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