16 de febrero de 2008

Wake me up before you go-go!


(In the cementery, after the call of the hand model)

DEREK: So why male models?

HAND MODEL: Think about it, Derek. Male models are genetically
constructed to become assassins...They're in peak physical condition...
They can gain entry to the most secure places in the world. And most important of all, models don't think for themselves.-
They do as they're told.

DEREK: That is not true.

HAND MODEL: Yes it is, Derek. Yeah.
Think about any photo shoot you've ever been on.

FLASHBACK (Derek in a photo shoot)

PHOTOGRAPHER: You're a monkey, Derek!
Dance, monkey,in your little spangly shoes!
Mash your cymbals, chimpy!
Dance, Derek, dance!


DEREK: Good point. But if this has been going on for so long, Mugatu...

HAND MODEL: He's just a punk-ass errand boy... working for an international syndicate of fashion designers.
You do a little background checkon your Mr. Mugatu. You'll find he sold his soul to the devil for a shot at the big time.

DEREK: ...
DEREK : But why male models?

HAND MODEL: Are you serious? I just...I just told you that a moment ago.

DEREK: Right.

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